HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

Life is useless so is love

Blood is nothing done is done

Take me backwards over there

Once a lifetime never fair NO

Will it ever end Iwish it could

Where's they sting like it should

Life done broke me all fucked up

Nothing's happening nothing's up

Didn't ask to be here so

Let's drop the curtain it's time to go see it said

See where you're at

How do you like that

If I were Shakespeare I'd write a song

Of romantic longings and soliloquies sung

Death and carnage would not despair

The choices made would cloud the air

But I ain't Shakespeare I ain't a man

I've taken it all I've bitten the hand

I've stared at the abstract claiming it's truth

I punctured the priest in the confessional booth

Didn't care more yesterday How can it seem to be that way when you're dead

So where you at How do you like that

Here's my notes on this podcast:

- Ian speaks about being an audio engineer at AAPS Productions.

- Country music gets another shout out.

- The gang talks about the mystical qualities of "The Final Countdown" and the song's relationship to the World Champion Baltimore Ravens.

- "Less gory and more esoteric."

- Ian lays out the floor plan to Sheffield Studios.

- Dave recalls the giant reverb box at social services.

- Brian badmouths "kids today" at 20 minutes.

- Mutt Lange is Shania Twain to Dave and Def Leppard to Ian.

- Beatles mention at 29 minutes.

- The story of "The Ballad Of Abraham Redfoot."

Porcupinetree shout out.

APOCALYPSE TOMORROW

Exploding erupting orgasmic and more

See through the ceiling and punch through the floor

Huff like a big bad wolf and kick down that door

Blue like horizons on the oceanless shores

Come on

Blue is the color inevitably

The blues is the core and the Earth is the sea

Unkind unkempt ungainly

Blue is the color the masses see

Blue like the glass hewn desert

Blue like the drugs of comfort

Blue like the song of the used and oppressed

Blue like the mood of the sad and depressed

Apocalypse Tomorrow

Do you have an armageddon I can borrow

The waters rise and suffocate

The air hangs burning concentrate

Do you have an armageddon I can borrow

Apocalypse tomorrow

Come On!

First off Henryk bangs the hell out of the mic.

Brian extols the virtues of Miles Davis's "Wooder Babies."\

The fellas go through preliminary plotting for the sequel to Circle 9's TRAVELOGUE ACT ONE.

Dave recalls the Rock phoning CM Punk after Raw in LA.

Beatles at 16:00.

Henryk talks about music.

Brian has just discovered Katy Perry. Dave replies "She's got a pretty face and a huge rack."

Brian talks about the time he met Bob Mould from "Who Screw Do."

"This is the blues and how it done got did."

The fellas break down folk music according to them and how rock and roll is actually 200 years old.

Colleen appearance at 39:00.

Brian shat on the road once in New Mexico.

We're ripping off the great Jimi Hendrix here by starting off this act with noise. Our hero, Baby Blue, is on a psychedelic trip of self discovery through-out this act and we wanted to establish that sonic reality right off the bat.

Notes from SFPodcast055:

The crew touches on the themes of psychedelic drugs and redemption.

Immanuel Kant receives a shout out.

The SFP line up with Sharon on drums is about to record Act 9 Atlantis.

Brian delivers his back surgery PT update.

Paul says thumbs down on sideways videos.

Dave and Brian continually try to get Paul to make a video with them.

"Thrust upon the sucky conundrum of life,"

The crew breaks down the Game Of Thrones Peen to Boob ratio.

Ultra Man and Marine Boy are nostalgically recalled.

"We gotta film in the pool!"

"You fucking monkeys."

Some quick notes on a rambling podcast:

- Hampdenfest, Martian Martini, busking on Preakness Day down Fell's Point

- "New people make new parts."

- "Songs evolve over time."

- Beatles mention at 12:00.

- Twelve Gauge Sunrise shout out

-  "Ed Vaguely Jr."

- Digital music is a lot like the Great Depression.

- More Beatles at 30:00

- Best piano guys of all time

- Alcoholism and the "painkiller phase"

- Appleschmidtz nostalgia

- Best shows to which we done gone

- The legend of the Replacements, the greatest band of all time.

Notes from the hosts:

- Dave does a George Washington imitation.

- The fellas speak on the father of our country and how the continuum brings one to George Wallace.

- Can an individual hold two opposing views at the same time?

- The similarities of Gandhi and Hitler, Neil and Vivian, and Scottie and Geordie are discussed.

- Patrick Stewart is not gay and who cares anyway.

- Brian gives an update on the rehab for his back surgery at 17:00.

- Dave talks about Shinsuke Nakamura's hair.

- Beatles mention at 29:00

- TV Shows HOORAY!

- Dave reenacts the Austin 3:16 promo.

TIDALWAVES RETURN

Silent sound means the world to me

Falling down all around me

I wonder should I smash that door

And fly away from my hideaways

Violent sound seems to make me be

Triumph around gave the rest to me

I wonder should I smash that door

And fly away from my hideaways

Hideaways don't mean shit to me

Tidalwaves bring out the best in me

I wonder should I smash that door

And fly away from my hideaways

In the night she stays

Hideaways

Dave - guitars and vocal

Brian - bassing, engineering, mixing

C.J. Johnson - drums

Ian Burke - mastering

Random notes from 053:

- Colleen makes an appearance!

- Colleen teaches Dave "crow."

- So that's 2/5 of Santa Librada.

- Barefoot weightlifting

- The crew goes over Sharon's musical history.

- "Buy a truck and start looking for work."

- THUS SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA makes an a curtain call.

- Locutus of Borg

- "Would it be a goose goring?"

- Buttermilk the goat is a total dick.

- "Yes I've eaten squirrel."

ALL FALL DOWN

They tell you to walk before you run

But me I want to fly

Shake off that misanthropy

And try and touch the sky

A sky that's cold as winter icicles in May

A rage that never really goes away

Spend all your spare time looking back

'Cause memories never fade

Everything I've seen just seems

To be a grand charade

Of faceless voices claiming to be the status quo

But never let them show you where to go

They tell you to think before you leap

Lives they just fall down

All these wasted people

They just burrow in the ground

That's hard as screaming arctic glaciers late in June

Just another word for a cocoon

And so I sit back and think a while

Wondering what it's for

This grand scheme that builds some dreams

And thrashes others on the floor

That's crowded by a billion entities and some

Who never even heard the starting gun

Dave - guitar and vocal

Brian- bass, mix, engineer

C.J. Johnson - drums

Ian Burke - mastering

Notes in a lively podcast:

- Andy's the new Guitar Guru Network Vice President.

- Clinical Depression discussion

- Andy has experienced heartache and Brian is back from drugs.

- Brian goes over his recent back surgery in detail.

- The Rod and Shaft Restaurant

- "I dove the cenote off the Yucatan Peninsula."

- At 24 minutes everyone starts talkingat the same time.

- The fellas sing Spinal Tap's version of "Heartbreak Hotel."

- ...and then a Spinal Tap Tribute Podcast breaks out of nowhere.

- "I'd recognize that dick anywhere!"

FUCK THE HERD

Break your back break your face

Fall asleep miss the race

Scared to be anything

Scaredy scared of everything

Go

People suck people lie

Just complain all the time

Whine all day fall in line

Just fit in it's lemming time

So fuck the herd

Fuck 'em

Cattle sheep chew your cud

Stupid and dumb as mud

You don't care if it's true

Or a lie so fuck you

And fuck the herd

Fuck 'em

Dave - guitar and vocal

Brian - bass, emngineering, mixing

C.J. Johnson - drums

Ian Burke - mastering

Notes On "Homeless"

- Finally all the shit we talked about on the debut podcast in April of 2016 is happening in THE BIG OPERA!

- Brian tells the story of his new bass.

- Beatles mention around minute 10

- The Reverse Amish Beard

- Built To Spill and Dean Ween playing smlal venues

- OOPS Dave means King Ad Rock not Adam Yauch @ 46:00.

- Brian tells of THE I T CROWD.

- The fellas reminisce at length about the late great Joe Strummer.

HOMELESS

I will work for food

Often misconstrued

Please don't think me rude

Baseless, strained or crude

Inside out they come

I'm the chosen one

Sleep with Jesus' son

Be the lonely one

I will do anything

I'm the homeless one

Terrorized for fun

I'm the chosen one

Lest we come undone

I will do anything

Let me have some food

Please give me some food

Can I have some food

May I have some food

Dave - guitars and vocals

Brian - bass, engineering, mixing

C.J. Johnson - drums

Ian Burke - mastering

Notes on the commentary to "Run the F*** Away"

"You got a nice rack now, boy!"

The fellas fuck with headphone levels.

"It's all about he cattle pump in general."

The fellas discuss hearing damage.

Then they line up their calandar.

"Time is decay and entropy."

*SPOILER ALERT* The fellas talk about Indiana Jones in general and the Death Star in particular spoiling ROGUE ONE at the 29 minute mark.

"They call me 'wriggle worm' in the hospital."

"I lost a lot of butt crack hair, that's for sure, when they ripped that bandage off."

We Watch Wrestling Podcast shout out.

Steven Moffat.

RUN THE FUCK AWAY

You're a memory

Far as I can see

Priestly evil deeds to me

Free as lusting chance

Bathed in decadance

Got it in my pants

My pants

I'm leaving here today

Leaving anyway

Gonna live today

Today

Run the fuck away

Got an itch for a more evil dare

I'm gone like a song in the air

I'm gone like a song in the air

I spent my young life running away

The more I ran the more I stayed

Motion is home to the restless 

And mad

I'm gonna muse my dream

Lead me where it leads

Lead the voiceless away

Leave me the fuck alone

Leave me just the motherfuck alone

Leave me the fuck alone

Alone

Pleased to be remembering me well

Dave - vocals and guitar

Brian - bass, engineering, mixing

CJ - drums

Ian - mastering

NOTES ON A PODCAST 48

- Old guys using old slang

- Omar coming!

- the trio discuss "gayness" and hyper masculinity as a masking agent

- "It's all in the rear of the buttholder."

- What makes it difficult to work with someone?

- The fellas have a nice little discussion of DIY music.

- How do you find new shit?

- They nerd out on hipster music minutiae

- Bluegrass festivals with mud trucks, topless hippies, and weed.

I WAS BORN

I was born in the night

Sacrificed to the roving blight

I'd welcome death if she'd only suck my breath

My only pedigree

Is this faceless madding sea

Bodies surround me but not one can see me

Isolation here for no one and not me

My only lifelong quest is to have a painless death

I only want to see

Where do you run to when you ain't got no home

Safely chewed off society's bone

A young priest took me in

She was bathed in earthly sin

I have a pistol but I can't

I can't read

She gave me love unconditionally

She kicked me in the teeth

Turned my gun on me

I only want to see

Why she loves me

*coproduced by Ian Burke

Dave - guitars and singing

Brian - bass, production and engineering

CJ - drums

Ian - production, mixing, mastering