00 "There's a band called Orleans."
05 "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BUTT"
10 "Don't practice it. Don't Overthink it."
15 "Just talking topography."
20 "We have been ruining planet earth."
25 "'They' meaning? Remote Control and her TARDIS."
30 "They sing it in different notes."
35 "They named a character in the last STAR WARS after a Beastie Boys song."
40 EXISTENTIAL PSYCHEDELIC DOOM
45 "There ain't that much on top of it."
50 "No other song we do works at a wedding."
55 THE BLACK TUBE OF DEATH
I'm proud to love you proud to be
Yours forever just you and me
So proud to be yours so proud to be
Together with you forever be
Alright
One foot in front of the path we seek
I'll have you travel through life with me
We walk together and so shall be
So Proud to love you eternally
The path in front of world shall be
We walk together so proud to be
One foot in front of the path we see
We walk together justn you and me
..........
Dave - guitars and vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums and percussion
Ian - mastering
00 Alright well alright well alright.
05 To put notes to my humming...
10 We're a package deal.
15 Fucking Myspace; that is old school, man!
20 It's so fucking cool, man.
25 It's the didgeridoo part.
30 We are the fucking Beatles.
35 We are an invasive species.
40 He turned into Father Guido Sarducci.
45 I want a urinal in my house so fucking bad!
50 You don't need a car in the city.
00 This cold is no joke
05 This is quite the bittersweet moment
10 Cheese is the vehicle for which I entered her life
15 Annapolis Metropolitan Kitchen Brian with Onespot this Friday!
20 It doesn't even know you're there.
25 We're kids of the 90s, aren't we?
30 Did you take aspirin today? It's going to be a blood thinner.
35 I also didn't have a history with it.
40 Dennis sat in for you on the two you didn't do.
45 John Snow stops by.
50 We were driving from San Francisco to LA.
55 They didn't take us upstairs.
1. The Tale Of the El Camino
2. Blood
3. Vegas Marriage
4. A Rear View Mirror
5. I'm John Wayne
6. West Mexico
7. She
8. Leave Town
00 "I got a bag full of fucking eggs."
05 "'Song For Deaner' is one of my favorites."
10 "That's pretty cool."
15 "If it makes you happy do it."
20 "When you have something to express you're going to get it out."
25 "I bought these hunk of junk left handed pieces of shit."
30 "Make it as challenging as you want and it's up to the listener."
35 "Now I don't have the ideal space that they had."
40 "He's actually an historian."
45 "Which Atlantis Myth is your favorite one?"
50 "It's funny these scenes that open on the ground by the door..."
55 "We'll do it in between."
ENDS WITH COMPUTER FAIL!
LEAVE TOWN
He'll come looking before long
It's after sunset get along
It ain't worth it give it up
Locked and loaded saddle up
It's wide open
Comes approaching look your best
Clock is ticking never rests
Heart is beating out of time
He'll come gunning by and by
It's wide open
Don't go down
Just leave town
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brain - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "Dick Trickle here."
05 "That window of opportunity could be there."
10 Dennis pitches his film CATONSVILLE: MUSIC CITY MARYLAND
15 "Was that out loud?"
20 "I'll play anywhere for free."
25 "I'm sure the artists believed it."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "You're not more important than the airport, Dennis!"
40 "She" listening session
45 "That's a neat little thing."
50 "In the butt."
55 "I'll stick around. Why not?"
SHE
She had never seen America before, pure America, full of hatred, racism, religious intolerance, endless strip malls, and opportunity.
She never learned much at school, maybe how to blow marijuana smoke into a roll of toilet paper in the girl's bathroom. What she did learn had nothing to do with books, teachers, standing in line, none of that shit. What she learned was "always be on guard. If you see an opening do it to them before they do it to you. And when all else fails? Run."
When she was a little girl she thought of love as a mystery. When she got a little older she viewed it as a cruel liar. Now it's her life. Sex is sex. Druga are drugs. Eating ain't cheating. And hugs are shrugs. She says "I'm going to ride this palomino 'til I get to the promised land, 'til Jesus as the devil himself opens up her arms to me and says..."
"You're finally home."
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "Y'all some freaky em effers."
05 "I just love you and I dancing between."
06 Andy's Netflix Video Pitch
10 The fellas try to cast their movie.
15 "I can see the lions on the shore."
20 "...even going back to Martha Washington."
25 "Here come them shakers."
30 "There's no real extra overdub."
35 "It bleeds one and that's that drippy part."
40 "It's pleasantly in your face."
45 "Even the anger has more love to it."
50 "Ringo?" "Yes!"
55 "You know I have that 45?"
60 "We're awesome."
WEST MEXICO
West Mexico just feels so empty to me
Beautiful people sunning themselves
We've smoked up everything in town
We look like walking trash
Makes me and Charlene laugh
I want to fuck her in the sand
I want to fuck her in the sand
I want to fuck her in the sand
We're getting out of here, man
We're off to Asia
West Mexico feels a bit sadder to me
Like a barroom brawl in a library
Like a fish stuck up in a tree
Like somebody else's memories
Flashing straight through me
West Mexico seems so selfish to me
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life in my dreams
And I see the lions on the shore
Like Poppa and the Old Man had done before
And I wonder "are they starting to roar
Or are they just starting to snore?"
Release me release me release me release me
West Mexico I'm too tired to see
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me?
Release me release me release me release me
Dave - guitars, vocals, harmonica
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "I'm photo bombing your selfie."
05 "This is one of the favorite songs from Circle 9."
10 "It's like a mix between Wilco and Radiohead."
15 "Phantasmagora wasn't doing big numbers."
20 Andy's Netflix video pitch.
25 "Pristine Joh n Wayne shoots the opposites."
30 "That's still living in the moment."
35 "Feed me, Seymour."
40 BEAT THE MEATLES
45 Dueling Earth, Wind, and Fires
50 "Ringo? I love him."
I'M JOHN WAYNE
Bullet wound nothing new
I'm on the trail hot pursuit
That Indian punk that bitch of his
Going to rip their eyes out piss on up inside their skulls
I'm John Wayne
I'm born to kill so suit me up
The government recruit me up
I'm daddy-o I'm fucking gone
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
I'm John Wayne
I got the urge the urge to maim
I must inflict inflict my pain
Got my hands got my mind
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
All the time
I'm John Wayne
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
photo by Christian Heeb
00 "The First Lady Man's back."
05 "...And stripped down acoustically."
10 Andy's Netflix Video Pitch
15 "We're in a psychedelic orgasmic euphoria"
20 "Taking a broken down country song and making it a Motown song"
25 "I have a thing it's called 'The Collective Soul Theory.'"
30 "It retains its grit, right?"
35 "That's a John Bonham special right there!"
40 "I used to just cut off all my pants."
45 "Dave sees Dave."
50 "A quarter ain't a whole!"
55 "She looked so miserable."
A REAR VIEW MIRROR
There's a window by a courtyard by a house
It's six hundred and thirty five pieces give or take
It's seen five families pass by
Now it can't reflect of the sky as the night time goes by
There's a bible by the window by the courtyard but now it's just ash
By the bible's a safe holding letters, it never held cash
By the safe is a little girl's doll
And the bones of a dog on the prowl
It likes next to the doll
Oo oh
There's a football by the doll it's deflated and caked to the earth
Over top of the house is a freeway, a modern world birth
Now last time the house just collapsed
It's usefulness gone now perhaps
Now it's muddy bike tracks
Oo oh
00 "Pardon me, zip code nazi."
05 "This is better than the crab feast five hours ago."
10 "If I came in drumming like the originals it would be great."
15 "There's like a general outline."
20 "This is a novel told in songs."
25 "Nobody had any emotional explosions."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "I went to Sherwood Forrest in Charles City, Virginia."
40 "It's hard not to do an accent."
45 "Billy Joe's a little cuter than Tim."
50 "You see I get in my head."
52 ABRUPT ENDING
00 "Pardon me, zip code nazi."
05 "This is better than the crab feast five hours ago."
10 "If I came in drumming like the originals it would be great."
15 "There's like a general outline."
20 "This is a novel told in songs."
25 "Nobody had any emotional explosions."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "I went to Sherwood Forrest in Charles City, Virginia."
40 "It's hard not to do an accent."
45 "Billy Joe's a little cuter than Tim."
50 "You see I get in my head."
52 ABRUPT ENDING
VEGAS MARRIAGE
Texas is fading fast
Look at them South Dakota plates
That Caddy is our next blast
Headed west suck the desert dry
The FBI ain't no match for me
Look at old Billy Redfoot fly
Charlene's face is in my lap
Blasting through the Vegas skyline baby
Gonna marry her tonight hope they don't need no birth certificates
I think the preacher's gonna die
He's choking up chunks of lung like chocolate pudding
Me and Charlene got to laugh
I'm glad she snagged some extra napkins from the diner
The organ player she's a whore
She gave Charlene her business card
The ceiling seems somewhat stained
Charlene said "How did those stains get up there?"
I'm gonna marry her tonight hope they don't need no birth certificates
I took her as my lawful wedded wife then I fucked her in the Cadillac
The future seems to be a shining beacon in the night
It is unwritten so a breath of newness flows through me like benign poison
Diamonds sparkle like a Mozart song we're tripping balls so say "so long"
We're in a psychedelic orgasmic euphoria
Dave - guitars, vocals, organ
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering