00 "It just grew three sizes."
05 "He confronts himself at the grave of his father."
10 "A white wife beater."
15 "He's a guy at the Home Depot looking at plumbing parts."
20 "You know it's a whorehouse across the street."
25 "Eleanor Roosevelt...had a list of her top ten influential people."
30 "Our history goes back thousands and thousands and thousands of years."
35 "I promise not to fuck your dog or shit on your coffee table."
40 "That's a worm of a different color."\
45 "That's a spoiler. That's the whole spoiler thing. The phantom penis."
50 "This is better for the world than handing our crack to elementary school kids."
55 "It took us almost this entire podcast to mention Clutch and the Beatles."
THE RECLUSEMEN!