Drinking a 40 on the second day of spring
We just sent off the mailing list
Got a keg flowing in the afternoon
It's time for drinking this
So many cats on the mansion porch I know everyone inside
Girl living in an upstairs apartment
One day she'll be my bride
Picked up D down in old Pigtown
Got a ride in the van inside
Smoking around an ounce of weed
Laughing 'til it hurts my sides
Thank god it's finally spring
Snow's been thawed a couple months
It's still been cold as shit
Keeping warm with whiskey and tequila
And a million beers with it
Keeping numb with pills and something
That I got for lifting weights
In springtime there's so many girls
Ain't no need to masturbate
Thank god it's finally spring
Now everyone can sing
Birds fly through the wings
Whistling as we sing
Love me
Let me
Love you
Ooh