00 This cold is no joke
05 This is quite the bittersweet moment
10 Cheese is the vehicle for which I entered her life
15 Annapolis Metropolitan Kitchen Brian with Onespot this Friday!
20 It doesn't even know you're there.
25 We're kids of the 90s, aren't we?
30 Did you take aspirin today? It's going to be a blood thinner.
35 I also didn't have a history with it.
40 Dennis sat in for you on the two you didn't do.
45 John Snow stops by.
50 We were driving from San Francisco to LA.
55 They didn't take us upstairs.
1. The Tale Of the El Camino
2. Blood
3. Vegas Marriage
4. A Rear View Mirror
5. I'm John Wayne
6. West Mexico
7. She
8. Leave Town
00 "I got a bag full of fucking eggs."
05 "'Song For Deaner' is one of my favorites."
10 "That's pretty cool."
15 "If it makes you happy do it."
20 "When you have something to express you're going to get it out."
25 "I bought these hunk of junk left handed pieces of shit."
30 "Make it as challenging as you want and it's up to the listener."
35 "Now I don't have the ideal space that they had."
40 "He's actually an historian."
45 "Which Atlantis Myth is your favorite one?"
50 "It's funny these scenes that open on the ground by the door..."
55 "We'll do it in between."
ENDS WITH COMPUTER FAIL!
LEAVE TOWN
He'll come looking before long
It's after sunset get along
It ain't worth it give it up
Locked and loaded saddle up
It's wide open
Comes approaching look your best
Clock is ticking never rests
Heart is beating out of time
He'll come gunning by and by
It's wide open
Don't go down
Just leave town
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brain - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "Dick Trickle here."
05 "That window of opportunity could be there."
10 Dennis pitches his film CATONSVILLE: MUSIC CITY MARYLAND
15 "Was that out loud?"
20 "I'll play anywhere for free."
25 "I'm sure the artists believed it."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "You're not more important than the airport, Dennis!"
40 "She" listening session
45 "That's a neat little thing."
50 "In the butt."
55 "I'll stick around. Why not?"
SHE
She had never seen America before, pure America, full of hatred, racism, religious intolerance, endless strip malls, and opportunity.
She never learned much at school, maybe how to blow marijuana smoke into a roll of toilet paper in the girl's bathroom. What she did learn had nothing to do with books, teachers, standing in line, none of that shit. What she learned was "always be on guard. If you see an opening do it to them before they do it to you. And when all else fails? Run."
When she was a little girl she thought of love as a mystery. When she got a little older she viewed it as a cruel liar. Now it's her life. Sex is sex. Druga are drugs. Eating ain't cheating. And hugs are shrugs. She says "I'm going to ride this palomino 'til I get to the promised land, 'til Jesus as the devil himself opens up her arms to me and says..."
"You're finally home."
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "Y'all some freaky em effers."
05 "I just love you and I dancing between."
06 Andy's Netflix Video Pitch
10 The fellas try to cast their movie.
15 "I can see the lions on the shore."
20 "...even going back to Martha Washington."
25 "Here come them shakers."
30 "There's no real extra overdub."
35 "It bleeds one and that's that drippy part."
40 "It's pleasantly in your face."
45 "Even the anger has more love to it."
50 "Ringo?" "Yes!"
55 "You know I have that 45?"
60 "We're awesome."
WEST MEXICO
West Mexico just feels so empty to me
Beautiful people sunning themselves
We've smoked up everything in town
We look like walking trash
Makes me and Charlene laugh
I want to fuck her in the sand
I want to fuck her in the sand
I want to fuck her in the sand
We're getting out of here, man
We're off to Asia
West Mexico feels a bit sadder to me
Like a barroom brawl in a library
Like a fish stuck up in a tree
Like somebody else's memories
Flashing straight through me
West Mexico seems so selfish to me
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life to dreams
It's the edge of life in my dreams
And I see the lions on the shore
Like Poppa and the Old Man had done before
And I wonder "are they starting to roar
Or are they just starting to snore?"
Release me release me release me release me
West Mexico I'm too tired to see
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me
What's surrounding me?
Release me release me release me release me
Dave - guitars, vocals, harmonica
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "I'm photo bombing your selfie."
05 "This is one of the favorite songs from Circle 9."
10 "It's like a mix between Wilco and Radiohead."
15 "Phantasmagora wasn't doing big numbers."
20 Andy's Netflix video pitch.
25 "Pristine Joh n Wayne shoots the opposites."
30 "That's still living in the moment."
35 "Feed me, Seymour."
40 BEAT THE MEATLES
45 Dueling Earth, Wind, and Fires
50 "Ringo? I love him."
I'M JOHN WAYNE
Bullet wound nothing new
I'm on the trail hot pursuit
That Indian punk that bitch of his
Going to rip their eyes out piss on up inside their skulls
I'm John Wayne
I'm born to kill so suit me up
The government recruit me up
I'm daddy-o I'm fucking gone
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
I'm John Wayne
I got the urge the urge to maim
I must inflict inflict my pain
Got my hands got my mind
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
All the time
I'm John Wayne
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
photo by Christian Heeb
00 "The First Lady Man's back."
05 "...And stripped down acoustically."
10 Andy's Netflix Video Pitch
15 "We're in a psychedelic orgasmic euphoria"
20 "Taking a broken down country song and making it a Motown song"
25 "I have a thing it's called 'The Collective Soul Theory.'"
30 "It retains its grit, right?"
35 "That's a John Bonham special right there!"
40 "I used to just cut off all my pants."
45 "Dave sees Dave."
50 "A quarter ain't a whole!"
55 "She looked so miserable."
A REAR VIEW MIRROR
There's a window by a courtyard by a house
It's six hundred and thirty five pieces give or take
It's seen five families pass by
Now it can't reflect of the sky as the night time goes by
There's a bible by the window by the courtyard but now it's just ash
By the bible's a safe holding letters, it never held cash
By the safe is a little girl's doll
And the bones of a dog on the prowl
It likes next to the doll
Oo oh
There's a football by the doll it's deflated and caked to the earth
Over top of the house is a freeway, a modern world birth
Now last time the house just collapsed
It's usefulness gone now perhaps
Now it's muddy bike tracks
Oo oh
00 "Pardon me, zip code nazi."
05 "This is better than the crab feast five hours ago."
10 "If I came in drumming like the originals it would be great."
15 "There's like a general outline."
20 "This is a novel told in songs."
25 "Nobody had any emotional explosions."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "I went to Sherwood Forrest in Charles City, Virginia."
40 "It's hard not to do an accent."
45 "Billy Joe's a little cuter than Tim."
50 "You see I get in my head."
52 ABRUPT ENDING
00 "Pardon me, zip code nazi."
05 "This is better than the crab feast five hours ago."
10 "If I came in drumming like the originals it would be great."
15 "There's like a general outline."
20 "This is a novel told in songs."
25 "Nobody had any emotional explosions."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "I went to Sherwood Forrest in Charles City, Virginia."
40 "It's hard not to do an accent."
45 "Billy Joe's a little cuter than Tim."
50 "You see I get in my head."
52 ABRUPT ENDING
VEGAS MARRIAGE
Texas is fading fast
Look at them South Dakota plates
That Caddy is our next blast
Headed west suck the desert dry
The FBI ain't no match for me
Look at old Billy Redfoot fly
Charlene's face is in my lap
Blasting through the Vegas skyline baby
Gonna marry her tonight hope they don't need no birth certificates
I think the preacher's gonna die
He's choking up chunks of lung like chocolate pudding
Me and Charlene got to laugh
I'm glad she snagged some extra napkins from the diner
The organ player she's a whore
She gave Charlene her business card
The ceiling seems somewhat stained
Charlene said "How did those stains get up there?"
I'm gonna marry her tonight hope they don't need no birth certificates
I took her as my lawful wedded wife then I fucked her in the Cadillac
The future seems to be a shining beacon in the night
It is unwritten so a breath of newness flows through me like benign poison
Diamonds sparkle like a Mozart song we're tripping balls so say "so long"
We're in a psychedelic orgasmic euphoria
Dave - guitars, vocals, organ
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
05 - "They're not in the teens."
10 - "Don't talk about it. You just got to do it."
15 - "Twenty years ago it was an island."
20 - "Interdimensional is more along the lines of what's going on."
25 - "...I don't recommend psychedelics to those people."
30 - "Double you, oh, oh, ee, are; 'wooder.'"
35 - "I can dig through my bag and find it."
40 - "I found my notebook from 2003."
45 - "You're doing sepia toned nostalgia."
50 - "January 31st (2003) the Ottobar Clash Tribute Show.
55 - "I got 7 gigs listed on here. I am a nerd."
00 - "That's how I roll, man. I'm a songwriter."
BLOOD
Roam, suckers, roam through the markets of Chin Pau
With you races full of hope and your pockets full of dollars
Roam, suckers, roam with the freedom of life blood
Sucking face with grace in a love that's blessed by turmoil
Mourn, sucker, mourn 'cause you spit on family blood
And you turned your back on Momma, she never turned her back on you
Mourn, sucker, mourn with your shoulder slinging nine
And that bullet by your heart which your brother broke on purpose
Roam, sucker, roam
Laugh, sucker, laugh, 'cause revenge is blood that boils
And the reason why it is is the reason why we're here
Laugh, sucker, laugh 'cause your life's a twisted mess
Let's look back in anger to how we got here
Roam, sucker, roam
Oh, precious blood
Relinquishing its hold on what's to be
Oh precious blood
New day rising bloody still blood still bloody still
Blood flows through our veins
Picture - "Blood Heart" by Philip Roberts
Dave - vocals, guitars
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
05 "We find out the relationship between Billy and Johnny later."
10 "I'm not going to go up to New York to go to fucking Baltimore."
15 13:00 *SPOILER ALERT*THE EXPANSE*
20 Hidden Waylon Jennings/Slobberbone tributes
25 "It smells like a basement to me."
30 "How the fuck come I wasn't playing!"
35 "I like car songs."
40 "Production of 'The El Camino' I just treated it like a waltz."
45 "...and then it goes crazy at the end."
50 "He couldn't even fathom...nobody can."
55 ABRUPT ENDING!
THE TALE OF THE EL CAMINO
The tale of the El Camino
She's waltzing and drafting on air
Time and relative dimension in space
With a consciousness tied to my hair
With the breeding of an overhand punch
That pukes up a paisley gold flight
In the form of a youthful arachnid
Opportunity's also called plight
Around and away we go in the bed of an old Chevrolet
Straightening the hill flattening the curve
Doing it all night and day
Okay
Some say that the car has a conscience
Some simply say that she's a truck
Stock 305 bolstered by a warp drive
And a temporal matrix of luck
Remote Control found her in the portal
But she's been around lo many years
Here's what she did 'fore the Big Opera Grid
Just a matter of grinding them gears
Chorus
Dave - guitars, mandolin, vocals
Brian -bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 - "We're talking about Travelogue II"
05 - "We don't need any empirical evidence."
10 - "...user friendly odd..." ; "We don't even remember recording it."
15 - "I'll take the dum dum rolls."
20 - "Each thing kind of morphs into its own feel."
25 - "You're here playing because you come up with good stuff."
30 - "We're just like 'HOLY FUCK!'" ; "...the simplicity of the stupidity..."
35 - "Vegas Marriage turned out a hundred percent different."
40. "'John Wayne's Lament!' that's too many fucking songs!"
45 - "Eve Plumb is sixty something."
50 - "That is so high and drunk!"
55 - "It's got to be weird to the point where you say 'That's weird.'"
00 - "Kuh-veet"
05 - "All he stuff that we did is now finding it's way into the digital media."
10 - "Get the starty going."
15 - "...the funky funky beef get lickin' on the chicken."
20 - "Sobrattic Sunjam song"
25 - "What is that thing that I cannot place?"
30 - "I didn't know the rule was you had to be tere for all my overdubs."
35 - "Porky wrote the 'Brian's Theme Song' melody."
40 - "I really didn't think it was possible."
45 - "It's super narcissistic."
50 - "If you pay attention you've known about it for ten years."
55. - "Wait 'til you hear what we do to it."
1. Picket's Charge from The War Between the States Disc One South
2. Kiss the Snake from The War Between the States Disc One South
3. Death In America from The War Between the States Disc Two North
4. Educated Man from The War Between the States Disc Two North
5. Sherman's March from The War Between the States Disc Two North
6. Long Walk Home from The War Between the States Disc Two North
7. Fandango from The War Between the States Disc Two North
8. Roam, Sucker, Rome from Travelogue Act 1
9. Here We Go from Travelogue Act 1
10. Trip To the Grocery Store from Travelogue Act 1
11. Zero from Travelogue Act 1
12. Texas Thunderstorm from Travelogue Act 1
1. Nostalgia from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
2. Soulprice from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
3. Gateway Of the Sun from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
4. The Revolution's Come & Gone from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
5. Come On Now from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
6. Sunday's Blind from If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It
7. Roaches from Eutaw Street
8. David Koresh's Last Words from Eutaw Street
9. Update from Eutaw Street
10. Suzi's Not a Virgin Anymore from Eutaw Street
11. Hogneck from Eutaw Street
12. Moai from The War Between the States Disc One South
13. Rebel Stand from The War Between the States Disc One South
14. Miss Kathryn from The War Between the States Disc One South
1. Roam, Sucker Roam
2. Crazy Fucker
3. Crickets
4. Here We Go
5. The Road
6. Trip To the Grocery Store
7. Troubadour Boston, Riverboat Gambler
8. Saloon Doors
9. Alabama Bar
10. Zero
11. Siren
12. FBI Man
13. New Orleans
14. Texas Thunderstorm
15. D.A.
16. High Noon
00 - DBTs bringing us into the pod casted into the realm.
05 - "Fucking Gettysburg just happened."
07 - Dave's birthday is on 9/11
10 - Remote Control is the Gettysburg Nurse.
15 - "Yeah the wackadoodle thing."
25 - "You call a shawl a shrug?"
30 - They became outlaws in the west.
35 - "I can't help it if you guys make up boring parts to an awesome song."
40 - "Yeah it's an ungly part of war."
45 - "I's evolved from all that."
50 - "There's a little hippy community repurposing those row homes.
55 - "CSS Virginia had everybody singing on it."
60 - SFPBW